Exports Head Coach, Tomy Pickles: "Thankyou all for coming. As most of you know, I have had to move away from Perth, as the authorities were closing in on my position. I cannot reveal where I currently am, but it is somewhere safe. Unfortunately, the internet speeds where I am are terrible, and it makes it incredibly difficult to do sufficient research, and put the time commitment in that KFL deserves. Rest assured, I will not be giving up my team that easily, but I can at least admit when I need help. It seems to be all the rage these days to have co-managers, and in that vein, I would like to welcome back to the KFL fold a manager who underperformed last time he was in the competition, but showed a wealth of promise. Without further ado, I present to you the new co-manager of the Emu Exports: Mr Steven Rule. No questions at this time."